WARNING: Alcohol (STILL) leads to babies.
But they're SOOOO cute!
LOOK OUT ladies. According to The Telegraph moderate alcohol consumption actually IMPROVES sexual performance. The Telegraph is a "nice" publication so let me translate: "Sexual Performance" = Boners. This means "Whiskey Dick" is a myth and it also means that THIS GUY is the greatest lover known to man:
Eat your heart out Brad Pitt.
From the Article:
Those who were low risk drinkers - consuming up to four drinks a day for up to five days a week - were found to have a "favourable association" with positive erectile function.
Weekend drinkers and binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who drank one day a week or less, according to the research.
Those at greatest risk of poor performance in bed were heavy drinkers who had stopped drinking, those who smoke and sufferers of heart disease.
The scariest implications of this study is that since evolution doesn't necessarily favor the best and brightest among us (just those who breed the most), "whiskey dicks" for all the binge drinkers would be a good thing. If you're curious what happens when only the dumb survive check out the funniest/scariest movie I've seen in years: Idiocracy. (If you haven't seen it yet you need to. This clip is slightly NSFW due to language.)
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