Boozeblogger’s Christmas Wish List
Nope...sorry. This isn't the thousandth christmas-booze-buying-guide you've read this year. I'm not concerned with what you should buy or what you might want. I don't care. Really...I don't. So sit back, pour yourself a drink, and read MY ultimate Christmas gift list.
The Kraken Lamp
You know we love The Kraken here at Boozeblogger. Well since our review went up (coincidence?) The Kraken's following has exploded and it's available damn near everywhere. So much so that you can now buy really expensive Kraken merchandise at their online store. This little baby will set you back a cool $200. But can you really put a price on such...dare I say...elegance?
Soda Stream
Do I need one of these? No. But that is not what a Christmas list is about. The secret of a good christmas list is writing down ridiculously priced items along with cheap junk then you put what you REALLY want in the middle so your parents will laugh at the expensive stuff and feel like jerks if they buy you the cheap stuff. The Soda Stream is actually only about $99 for the base model and allows you to create your own club soda and tonic water in seconds. I don't use that much of either, so whenever I need it my bottle is flat, or just plain stale. Soda Stream means never having to add another plastic bottle to a landfill, because...you know...some people care about that.
The Glencairn Glass
At $19 a pop, The Glencairn Scotch glass is a bit over-priced. But according to some reviews I've read it actually does improve at least the "nose" of the scotch. PLUS it's pretty and I WANT IT!
Crystal Head Vodka Gift Set
This may be my favorite Booze Gift Set for 2010. If you can find it, Crystal Head Vodka's holiday set comes with two huge skull shot glasses. I like these because that tap into that part of me which is still a little boy and thinks anything with a skull on it is the epitome of cool. I'm pretty sure "Skulls are cool" is the entirety of Crystal Head's marketing plan as well. Yes, it's $50 bucks, but c'mon...SKULLS!
Dear Santa, If you truly love me you will bring me all of these things. If not I'm going RIGHT back to Jesus!
