Fact: Christopher Walken is my favorite actor.
Fact: Christopher Walken is an accomplished ballroom dancer
Fact: Christopher Walken will cut your heart out and eat it in front of your mother.
Fact: Christopher Walken can say or do anything and it becomes funny.
Any movie, no matter how terrible, becomes approximately 37x more awesome when it includes Christopher Walken. Which is why he's in every mostly-crappy movie made in the last twenty years. There were a few good ones in there and there's no doubt that Christopher Walken could win an oscar for best supporting creepy-fucker. But that, my friends, is not his place in the universe. This is the difference between Christopher Walken and pretty much everyone else in the world: he knows exactly where he belongs and he's totally cool with it. He's the guy that shows up in the middle of the movie and makes it a cult-classic. He's never going to be the big-money-award-winning-critically-acclaimed-asshole, but would you want him to be? Me neither. So today we raise our glasses to you Mr. Walken, wherever you are. (As long as you aren't hiding in my bushes)
The Christopher Walken
1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz lime juice
1 tsp sugar
6 oz lemon-lime soda
Let us know your favorite Walken movie in the comments!